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Hamburg’s Oldest Brothel Shuts Down

You know global business is changing when a brother can’t make it in Hamburg. For years, lonely travelers visited the Luxor for a bit of naughty companionship. All that has changed now, and the Luxor is closing its’ doors forever.

“It’s time to go,” owner Waltraud Mehrer told Reuters.

“It’s a pity, but business just isn’t what it used to be. We used to have 10 girls working here. Now we only have four.”

The owner blames the wide availability of internet porn for the decline in the popularity of the Luxor. Men no longer pay hookers when they have mobile access, or at least not in the way they used to.